Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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A ginger was with his friends

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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