Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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my shift key is broken1

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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when debbie meets downer

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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I was born.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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God is real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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