Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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lol a man is drowning

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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