Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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i dont like attention whores lol

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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This one sucks!

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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