- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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