A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

An Asian walks out of the library.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

You're Adopted.

Jews

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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