- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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