What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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what time is it? 3:16

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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poo

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