- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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