Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Anti Joke

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