Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Nippies

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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