why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Sorry boss

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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