Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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