What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Obama

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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banana

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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