- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

you just contradicted yourself.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

How did th-A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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