matt f stupid because no one likes him

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

#scabbers

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

E= McVagina

i like turtals and kids

Kendall and Nick Fredick

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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