Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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