Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A black man in a country bar.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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