A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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