how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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K.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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