Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Women's rights.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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meme

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Womens rights.

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