- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Loner.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

I hate blackniggers

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

No.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Jews

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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