Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Membean

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Whats white and sticky fluff

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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