- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A guy trips a blind man.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Yes!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

A midget walks under a bar

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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