- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

ecks! why zee?

i'm funny

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Chinese drivers.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*