- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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