- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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