A guy has cancer. He dies.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

what do you watch ? a tv

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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