whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Worst joke ever

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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