How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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IU football

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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