What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What's up brah brah

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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