Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Women's rights

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Your all fags

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Potassium? K.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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