Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Shut the cork up!

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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