Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

U mad?

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

soccor

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Women's rights.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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