- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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