"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Chinese drivers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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I am a n1gger.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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