- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Yes!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

A midget walks under a bar

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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