What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Snausages.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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