- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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