If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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