Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Leave her alone...

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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tea with milk?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Membean

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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