- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Women's rights.

Woman's rights

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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