- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell eight? 8

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Jews

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

No.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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