-Knock Knock -Come in!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Mitt Romney.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

my whole life!

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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