a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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