Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

whats long and green? weed

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

An English man walks into a pub.

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