What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

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