This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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