Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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