- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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