What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Obamacare haters

Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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