- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

The Irish man was sober.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Women.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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