Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Obamacare haters

buttcrack thumbs up

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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