Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Anti Joke

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