- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Black people

A midget walks under a bar

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Mike tyson

Yes.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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