Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what time is it? 3:16

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Pickles

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

shauns beautiful

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Your mom.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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