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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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