why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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whats black? a black man

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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