- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Women's rights.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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