I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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