- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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