- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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