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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

KKK

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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